I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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