I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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