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yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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