Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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