Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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