I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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