I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Can you bring me the toilet please
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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