oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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