Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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