If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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