literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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