Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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