Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she looked like the before picture.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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