Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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