The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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