We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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