She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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