yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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