Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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