I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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