Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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