butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
