oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I need a hoe opinion
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