So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my sisters under your porch take her home
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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