also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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