I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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