what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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