Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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