I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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