champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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