im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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