So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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