I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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