well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.