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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Who goes to Church hungover

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  Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it

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• (631): View more from New York

  Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.

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• (714): View more from California

  I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!

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• (386): View more from Florida

  well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.

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