That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.