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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  new low.... made out with someone while peeing

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• (805): View more from California

  Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.

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