I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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