I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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