Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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