ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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