I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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