I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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