he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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