its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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