Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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