I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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