just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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