Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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