Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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