you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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