So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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