THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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