just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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