In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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