she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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