yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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