i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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