check it out our google latitudes are spooning
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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