Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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