my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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