You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Randomize
